<M> Hello, Miss. I desire ecchi manga.
<F> I desire you.
<M> I don't know a Yuu.
<F> No, you.
<M> I said I don't.
<F> I want you in me.
<M> Look, I don't know who this Yuu person is, and I'm not interested in your sex issues.
<F> No manga issues with sex?
<M> If I did, I wouldn't be asking you about it.
<F> So you've met Yuu!
2012-06-18
2012-06-16
Should-bes should be
Many things that shouldn't be are.
Many things that are shouldn't be.
Many things that aren't should be.
Many things that should be aren't.
Should all our should-bes be ares and all our ares be should-bes,
should
"many things should be better than they are"
be
"many things are better than they should be" ?
Many things that are shouldn't be.
Many things that aren't should be.
Many things that should be aren't.
Should all our should-bes be ares and all our ares be should-bes,
should
"many things should be better than they are"
be
"many things are better than they should be" ?
2012-06-15
2012-06-14
Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris lives with his parents not because he's afraid to leave, but because the world is afraid for him to be released.
Chuck Norris doesn't wet his bed, his bed wets itself.
Chuck Norris isn't sucking his thumb, he's using his mouth as a sheath.
When Chuck Norris cries for his mommy, it's really a secret code for something totally badass.
Chuck Norris could easily beat you to a bloody pulp; the only reason he's curled up into a ball while you're kicking him in the nuts is that the thought of fighting back bores him. So, you shouldn't bother kicking him any more. You can stop now.
Chuck Norris doesn't wet his bed, his bed wets itself.
Chuck Norris isn't sucking his thumb, he's using his mouth as a sheath.
When Chuck Norris cries for his mommy, it's really a secret code for something totally badass.
Chuck Norris could easily beat you to a bloody pulp; the only reason he's curled up into a ball while you're kicking him in the nuts is that the thought of fighting back bores him. So, you shouldn't bother kicking him any more. You can stop now.
2012-05-31
Solutions
<Mathematician> If you keep eating nonstop until you've eaten your weight in food, you'll never actually stop, because your weight increases linearly with your food intake.
<Programmer> Nonsense. The user just needs to make sure he's releasing a constant stream of poop so that the weight stays down.
<NetworkAdmin> No, there's too much latency. What you need to do is connect the throat directly to the colon, and make sure it's a big enough pipe.
<Director> Do we really need the person at all?
<Programmer> Nonsense. The user just needs to make sure he's releasing a constant stream of poop so that the weight stays down.
<NetworkAdmin> No, there's too much latency. What you need to do is connect the throat directly to the colon, and make sure it's a big enough pipe.
<Director> Do we really need the person at all?
2012-05-25
Noisy Bar
"This music bores me. Let's have some sex."
"What?"
"You know, saxophones? A little jazz would be a nice change in mood. Oh, speaking of which, are you looking forward to sex as much as I am?"
"What?"
"Six o'clock is when the live band gets here. If they're good, I think we're going to have some really dirty sex by the time the night is over."
"What?"
"You didn't know? It's tradition to dance in our socks here. That is, if the music is good. Or, we could always leave if it's sex."
"Uh... if it... OH! Yeah, sure. Absolutely."
"Sweet. I'll go grab the condoms."
2012-05-24
2012-04-25
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