2008-01-18

Anime synopses, in rhyme

Inukami
An angry streaker beaming down a striptease from the men, and nothing but a dog and perv can save the world again.
Midori Days
A scary guy known as the greatest brawler in the land starts to show romantic interest in his own right hand.
Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Aliens and espers and a futuristic ditz all conspire to keep a god from throwing hissy fits.
Kodomo no Jikan
A little girl presents her teacher with her *********, and [We now present you with a brown stuffed teddy bear.]
Please Twins!
It could be we're related, but it could be that we're not. I hope we're not related, 'cause I think you're really hot.
Hand Maid May
A friend's computer virus rips a massive hole in time. A tiny robot maid appears to clean his dirt and grime.
Club-to-Death Angel Dokuro-chan
An angel from the future comes to help protect some guy by bashing out his brains when he so much as blinks an eye.
Agent Aika
Panties panties incest panties boobies panties guns, panties panties boobies panties lesbos panties buns.

2008-01-13

Polls

A recent poll has shown that 100% of Canadians have been polled at some point in their lives. Among Americans, it was 98%.

2008-01-12