Urine for a treat

If "piss" is a pee slur, is "sip" a slurpee?

At least I got some experience out of it

I asked a relationship expert for advice about reaching the next level with my girlfriend. He said that if I just take a stab and tell her my feelings, she's sure to respond. So, I told her my feelings and stabbed her in the chest with a steak knife. Turns out the "relationship expert" was a quack; she never respawned.

Java

Reddit is talking about the Java language. I always forget: is Java the robed dude who sold Luke the droids, or is it the big slug dude? Based on the comments, I'm guessing the big slug dude.