<Mathematician> If you keep eating nonstop until you've eaten your weight in food, you'll never actually stop, because your weight increases linearly with your food intake.
<Programmer> Nonsense. The user just needs to make sure he's releasing a constant stream of poop so that the weight stays down.
<NetworkAdmin> No, there's too much latency. What you need to do is connect the throat directly to the colon, and make sure it's a big enough pipe.
<Director> Do we really need the person at all?
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