So then the squirrel said, "Don't tell me about capitalism."
The climate scientists went about their climate change awareness campaign all wrong. Instead of talking about greenhouse gases and stuff, they should have just said that pushing gas into the air pushes the Earth down closer to Hell, which causes the planet to heat up and have more evil stuff like homosexuality and abortions. The religious right would become the strongest supporters of emission control standards.
Oh my, oh no, where did my penis go?
Oh gosh, oh dear, how could it disappear?
Oh wait, oh wow, what are these I have now?
Oh sweet, oh dude, BRB, getting nude.
In the future, we will have RGBA screens for windshields, and they will use a gyroscope, facial recognition, and light sensors to automatically darken or paint over the exact area of the sun on the windshield relative to the driver and/or front-seat passenger. And someone will be granted a patent on it, as if the invention is non-obvious.
A child pornographer's career was destroyed today when it was revealed that he secretly holds a political office.
God was a punk. He made physical laws and moral laws, but he only allowed us to break the moral laws.
Linux is a program you can install on your computer, like Google. It's open source, which means you share your screen with hundreds of other users in the cloud. There are many different "flavors" of Linux, including Unix and KDE, but the official flavor is called Ubuntu. The word "Ubuntu" is African for "open source". You can buy Ubuntu for $203, and it comes with Microsoft Office and Microsoft Firefox. However, there are no games available for Linux, so you should probably stay with Google if you like games.
A long time ago in a time way prior to now, there was a guy named David Hammond who said, "You know what?" but no one answered because it was a rhetorical question. He later went on to become me.
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