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Nanobits

So then the squirrel said, "Don't tell me about capitalism."

2009-06-25

Chicken anime dream

I just had a really weird and vivid dream. The dream was like a cute and sad anime documentary about chickens.

According to that reality, baby chickens have this auto-detection mechanism to tell when there's some genetic problem with them, and the chicks with problems all gather into one little corner. The old crusty grandpa rooster dude then comes and kills those chicks.

So then the anime part comes. It starts at a first-year junior high class in a town full of blonde kids. But there's this one black-haired girl -- a cute tsundere who dresses in black punk clothes and never really acts like part of the rest of the class. But she has a crush on this guy in high school.

The guy learns that she has a crush on him and also that she has never been accepted by her peers, so he develops a sort of sympathy toward her. For a few weeks, they meet and talk, and the guy tries to help her through some of her problems. He learns that her biggest problem is her grandpa who just hates her. So one night, the guy tells her he's going to visit her house the next day to meet with the grandpa.

She goes home alone that night, and the grandpa is at home waiting for her. He asks why she was out so late, and she puts on this "none of your business" attitude. The grandpa then strikes her to the ground and proceeds to beat her to death.

The guy comes to the house the next morning, and is greeted by a smiling blonde-haired family. He asks where the girl is. The father explains that they have never had such a girl living there.

2009-02-21

When a program errs, blame its programmer

<God> It's not a bug, it's a feature.

2009-02-20

Don't Want To Be

I don't want to be anything other than
American Idol's been lately.
That's the reason why I sing this song like everyone else.
I think I'm so original
When I repeat this song about
How original I think I am.
I don't want to be anything other than them.

2008-10-04

Chihiro

whatapath should go work for the copyright cops. That way he'd get paid for being a dick.

2008-09-28

Toradora

Rie Kugimiya steps out of her comfort zone and plays a small-chested slave-driving tsundere with long hair, a tendency to call people baka inus, and a personality that isolates her from her classmates. This differs from her previous roles in that this character's chest isn't quite as flat.

Update: Upon careful analysis of the series, I retract my previous statement: Her chest is as flat.

2008-09-11

The Melancholy of Lavos

Nagato said, "The potential for magic." According to Asahina-san, he caused the "time gates". Koizumi treated him as "God." Then what about me? What does the creature Lavos mean to me?

2008-09-04

Trikosioihexekontanonaphobia

I'm afraid of the number 369. The number represents two hot girls having oral sex with each other while I'm forced to face away in the fetal position.

2008-09-02

Sponsorship

Why is it cheaper to sponsor one child in a third-world country than a third of a child in a first-world country?