"This music bores me. Let's have some sex."
"What?"
"You know, saxophones? A little jazz would be a nice change in mood. Oh, speaking of which, are you looking forward to sex as much as I am?"
"What?"
"Six o'clock is when the live band gets here. If they're good, I think we're going to have some really dirty sex by the time the night is over."
"What?"
"You didn't know? It's tradition to dance in our socks here. That is, if the music is good. Or, we could always leave if it's sex."
"Uh... if it... OH! Yeah, sure. Absolutely."
"Sweet. I'll go grab the condoms."
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