Drums in the dark

<Legolas> Goblins!

<Goblin> No no, we're.. we're battle toads! Hehe.

<Boromir> They have a cave troll.

Unbounded ambition

Grandpa was a man of unbounded ambition. When he was getting old and we suggested that he get his affairs in order, he asked, "By breast size?"

Anime production studios

How to tell anime production studios apart:

If the plaid design on the skirt perfectly matches the movement of the skirt with every step and sway, it's by Kyoto Animation.

If it moves along with the character, but sort of breaks and bends in odd ways, it's by J.C. Staff.

If it stays perfectly still with relation to the camera while the character walks across the screen, it's by SHAFT.