Real health care reform

I would like to start a public campaign against the legal personhood of AIDS. I submit that AIDS are not people and should not be given the same legal status as people. Most importantly, they should not have the right to sign contracts. I believe that if it were no longer possible to contract AIDS, the world would be a better place.

The Termiskantor

The Terminator time-traveled to the 18th century to compose classical music. He even said so in the movie.

He said, “I'll be Bach.”