2005-03-15

Disclaimer

It has come to my attention that some people think trout are meant to fly here. I must say that you are sorely mistaken. You hereby have no right to persue legal action against the lack of aerial trout on this site. All trout are required to stay indoors after hours and always wear seatbelts and helmets. Violators will be dealt with harshly and eaten. Believe me, it hurts me more than it hurts you. I hate seafood.

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