Mister Watto, how many ships does it take to shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level?
I never made it without fighting. Ask Master Yoda.
Master Yoda, how many ships does it take to shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level?
Let's find out. One, t-two, th-three...
CRUNCH!
Th-three.
I love freedom. I love democracy. I love opportunity. I love safety. I love trust. I love goodwill. I love love.
America scares me these days.
It has come to my attention that some people think trout are meant to fly here. I must say that you are sorely mistaken. You hereby have no right to persue legal action against the lack of aerial trout on this site. All trout are required to stay indoors after hours and always wear seatbelts and helmets. Violators will be dealt with harshly and eaten. Believe me, it hurts me more than it hurts you. I hate seafood.
I finally finished the dictionary. The zygote did it.
NOOOOO, you spoiled the ending!! I will kill you!!
You can't kill me, I have a shiny spoon.
My reflection appears upside-down and I am defeated!
I deserve a crown and oreos for my valiant deeds.
Oreos are trademarked. You can't eat trademarks. It's impolite.
Look, a vast array of jellybeans riding an intergalactic moose.
Don't tell me what to do.
IMPACT!!
Ouch.
Hello, I am the intergalactic moose. Do you know the way to San Jose?
Yes, moose, it is that way!
Why thank you, kind si- WAIT A MINUTE! You're eating a trademark. That is not acceptible. I will now destroy your whole planet, even all the fruit.
That's okay, I don't like fruit.
What do you like?
Oreos.
I'll destroy those too.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
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Just kidding! I can't destroy your planet. I'm a moose!
Haha, I was kidding too, I don't really exist. You're hallucinating.
Augh. I knew there was no such thing as humans on Earth. I think it's
Misshapen, uneven, with pins stuck in randomly, slowly unraveling, and a ball on a string hanging off one end, it was finally finished.
Speed is the distance divided by the length of time. Time is a unit of length as well, but in a different dimension. A unit of length divided by a unit of length yields no units. So speed is a constant. If speed is a constant, you can't change speed; acceleration and deceleration is an illusion and impossible.
It's the truth, officer.
The river is the water and the path. It follows its own guidance and drowns small animals.
Atop a mountain lives a famous man. Why is he famous? Well, this man has the power to turn a small lump of gold into anything you could ever desire. One day, a stranger made his way to the top of the mountain. He knocked on the door three times and it opened. The stranger waited, but there was silence. "Hello?" called the stranger, "Is the old man here?" There was no answer. The stranger tip-toed into the house and looked around. All about were caged birds, mountains of clothing, and enough food to feed an army. Suddenly, a loud voice boomed from deep within, "Who intrudes upon my domain?" The stranger was so startled by the noise, he nearly fell over. "Old man of the mountain, I have a request for you," said the stranger, his hands shaking in fear. "Before you ask," said the old man, "I have a request for you as well." The stranger waited. And waited. "Wha-" "Do you know what my request is?" interrupted the old man. "No, sir," said the stranger. The old man slowly moved in from the halls. The stranger could now see his enormous figure, thick robe trailing on the ground, and long, grey hair. "Well," boomed the old man, and he turned his back sharply to the stranger, "if you don't know, then I'm not gonna tell you." The old man stomped off down the hall.
If it isn't dead, don't eat it. If it isn't alive, I won't tell anyone. Turtles should be properly trained to take care of the elderly. Don't argue with me, just read.
Trees sway because that's what the wind tells them to do. Actions speak louder than words. It presses, it pushes, but it can't pull. It doesn't say Come here,
but Come with me.
That is the difference. I can't see where I'm going.
I am blind.
Come with me.
WHERE AM I? WHAT IS THIS???
Don't be afraid. No reason to fear when you know you can't escape it. This is Nanobits, the place where I, Nanobot, turn the DON'T DO IT!
The chainsaw massacre begins-- oh hey, there's an update available for the A9 toolbar.
Pizza pizza garlic bread, dizzy dizzy pumpkin head. Crazy beets take the streets, leave the common hamster dead.
It is not normal. It is not normal. It is not normal. It is not normal. Enjoy your stay.