March of Advancing Unidentified Mysterious Multimeter Apocalyptons From Jupiter

<Armin> Annie.. um... I-I was wondering if.. maybe.. if you're not busy... if you wanted to come to my birthday party.
<Annie> It's your birthday?
<Armin> Yeah, I invited some of my friends, but... nobody's come. So..
<Annie> I'd love to!
<Armin> I-It's okay if you have other plans..
<Annie> No, I wouldn't miss your birthday party for the world. I'll be there.
<Armin> Thanks, Annie. You're the best!
*Annie arrives at Armin's house*
<Annie> Hi Armin. I-It was kinda short notice, but I got you a pre--
<Armin> CAPTURE HER!
<Annie> Huh? B-But.. the party?

<Armin> And that's how I knew SHE WAS THE CULPRIT!!
<Annie> You didn't mention the nose.
<Armin> The nose?
<Annie> ...Seriously? Do you know of any other human in existence with a nose like this?
<Armin> W-Well... I thought it might be rude to point it out...

<Sasha> Yuck. Your cooking tastes worse than titan.
<Conny> You've eaten titan?
<Sasha> I don't recommend it. No matter how much you eat, just a few minutes later and you're hungry again.

<Annie> I'm not going down there. It's dark.
<Eren> You have to. There's no other way.
<Annie> B-But I'm scared, onii-chan.
<Eren> O-Onii-chan? He-heh... Even Mikasa hasn't called me that...
<Mikasa> O... O...
<Armin> Look out, Annie is turning into a titan!!
<Mikasa> O.....

<Armin> Truth or dare?
<Annie> Truth.
<Armin> Okay, what's the weirdest thing you've eaten?
<Annie> Eren.
<Armin> .....Wait a minute.....

<Marlow> That guy you spoke of. Would he have killed them?
<Annie> Hm... *Pictures Eren punching the ground, frustrated with his own weakness, and doing nothing until Mikasa comes by and breaks the guy's arm.* Er.. y-yeah, of course he would have. Yeah...

<Eren> It's a joke, right? You're joking. You didn't really kill Petra, right?
<Annie> I killed some other people too, you know.
<Eren> But you didn't kill Petra, right?
<Annie> Well yeah, I obviously killed her. But I also killed lots of oth--
<Eren> How could you have done that to her?! She was my teammate!
<Annie> Didn't your team have like 6 or so people?
<Levi> So you're the female titan.
<Annie> Ah, Levi. Yes, and I killed your team.
<Levi> I will avenge her.
<Annie> ...I actually kinda feel bad for the other guys now.