My Little Sister Can't Be This Old

Through a series of pervvy mishaps, a high schooler finds himself being cryogenically frozen wearing his little sister's undergarments. When he is finally thawed 60 years later, he is reunited with his sister, who is now 75 years old. How will he reconcile his lust for his little sister with her new - old - look? And what's more.. she has been saving herself for him??

I think that's how it goes

On my honor, I will do my best to do my duty to God and my country, and to obey the Scout Law, to help other people at all times, to keep myself physically fit, mentally awake, and Orly Taits.

1+1

<User> What's 1+1?
<Google> 2
<User> What's 1+1?
<Google> 2
<User> What's 1+1?
<Google> 1 +1 means one person has indicated that he or she likes the item.
<User> Dammit, Google.

Tom Kurukuru?

CHARLIE HENSHIN!!

pkill -9 /bin/laden

Look, I'm willing to take the President at his word that Osama bin Laden is dead, but I think a lot of Americans find it odd that they haven't released his death certificate. Like, what are they hiding?

Public service announcement

I had a dream. And in that dream was a car. And in that car was a woman. And in that woman was a man. And in that man was an STD. Be safe: Don't nap after watching this commercial.

Modus operandi

Modus is when you take just the remainder of a division operandi.

First!

During sex, we play this game where we try to see who can make the other person orgasm first.

I'm a gentleman, so I always let her win.