Communication

When I'm having sex with a Japanese girl, she always complains that I talk too much. She keeps saying, "Yada yada!"

Advantage

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is queen.

Height

I used to be 5'10" tall, but then I got a sex change and went to 5'4".

Fetal bukakke

As a proud Christian, I believe that an embryo is a human life, from the very moment of conception. I believe it is deserving of the same rights everyone else enjoys. Yet, some members of our society consider it perfectly acceptable (even recommended, by some far-left doctors) for the couple to continue having sex well into the pregnancy.

Any way you look at it, this is bukakke on a minor. For those who aren't familiar with the term, "bukakke" is a Japanese word that refers to two or more people excreting sexual fluids onto the body of another person. As the embryo is still in the mother's womb, it is subject to all of the sexual fluids exchanged during intercourse. It's effectively a form of rape, and, by extension, incest.

I believe I speak for all good Christian Americans when I say that fetal bukakke is sick, immoral, and must be stopped. The government needs to take a stand and ban fetal bukakke before it corrupts every last child. Studies have shown a clear link between fetal bukakke and evil behaviors later in life, including homosexuality, atheism, and socialist tendencies. We need to put a stop to this godless practice once and for all! Please write to your representatives and make your voices heard.

Climate change awareness

The climate scientists went about their climate change awareness campaign all wrong. Instead of talking about greenhouse gases and stuff, they should have just said that pushing gas into the air pushes the Earth down closer to Hell, which causes the planet to heat up and have more evil stuff like homosexuality and abortions. The religious right would become the strongest supporters of emission control standards.

Transformation

Oh my, oh no, where did my penis go?
Oh gosh, oh dear, how could it disappear?
Oh wait, oh wow, what are these I have now?
Oh sweet, oh dude, BRB, getting nude.

Fake

The moon landing was fake. It never landed. I see it in the sky right now.

Sun block

In the future, we will have RGBA screens for windshields, and they will use a gyroscope, facial recognition, and light sensors to automatically darken or paint over the exact area of the sun on the windshield relative to the driver and/or front-seat passenger. And someone will be granted a patent on it, as if the invention is non-obvious.