The early bird gets the hungry cat

When birds of a feather flock together, you can kill two birds with one stone.

Declaration of end-dependence

Hollywood holds this truth to be self-evident, that all movies are created for sequels.

Dragonfly

Is this some Opera Firebug thing?

Portal 2

It was entertaining.
But now that it's done,
it's time to go.
Time to dive into
some other project.
But we've got a cash cow.
Our management wants to
see it milked.
And all the fans are asking us
to serve a fresh second slice.
Though the expectations
make it hard to impress.
We've become a victim
of our stunning success.
But we'll take our aim,
and we'll make another game
for the people who are
still alive.

W3Schools certification

Why does this exist? Being certified by w3schools for web development is like being certified by Adobe for code efficiency. Congratulations, you are now qualified to work for MySpace.

Separation of church and science

Religion requires faith. Faith requires the absence of doubt. Science requires doubt. Therefore, science requires the absence of faith. Therefore, science requires the absence of religion.

Religion requires faith. Faith requires the absence of doubt. Science requires doubt. Therefore, faith requires the absence of science. Therefore, religion requires the absence of science.

But don't worry, I have faith that there's a logical fallacy in there somewhere.

Ego

I am, therefore I think I am important.

Newton's third law of motion pictures

To every action there is always opposed an equal and opposite "cut!"