Into That Room

I wanna be where the peep holes are.
I wanna see, wanna see them naked.
Walking around with those.. what do you call them?
Oh, boobs.

Listening in, you don't get too far.
Holes are required for looking, staring.
Watching the curves of the.. what's that word again?
Ass.

There where they bathe. There where they talk.
There where they grope each other while I gawk.
Defenseless and free. Wish I could see
Into that room.

Getting laid

"Congratulations on the sex!"

"What sex?"

"I heard you got laid."

"I got laid off."

"Oh. Is that like getting jacked off?"

"No, just jacked."