Gimli's plan

<Gimli> You distract him, and I'll club him over the head.

<Boromir> Is that legal?

<Gimli> Oh, is it? I thought it was Elrond. They all look alike.

Kira

<Kirino> inseki yori mooo (kira!) kyoudaina PAWAA deee (kira!)

<Meruru> "Kousaka Kirino. Accidental death."

Nanoha x Fate

<Fate> Hey Nanoha, don't you think it's time you and I got married?

<Nanoha> Married? Isn't that something lovers do?

<Fate> ...Aren't we lovers?

<Nanoha> I thought we were just really good friends.

<Fate> But... we have sex all the time.

<Nanoha> Is that what we were doing? I thought it was just a form of training.

<Fate> Not everything has to be training.

<Nanoha> You obviously didn't watch StrikerS.

Topless photos

Topless photos are the best photos. Nothing has ever topped topless. It's topless.