Height

I used to be 5'10" tall, but then I got a sex change and went to 5'4".

Fetal bukakke

As a proud Christian, I believe that an embryo is a human life, from the very moment of conception. I believe it is deserving of the same rights everyone else enjoys. Yet, some members of our society consider it perfectly acceptable (even recommended, by some far-left doctors) for the couple to continue having sex well into the pregnancy.

Any way you look at it, this is bukakke on a minor. For those who aren't familiar with the term, "bukakke" is a Japanese word that refers to two or more people excreting sexual fluids onto the body of another person. As the embryo is still in the mother's womb, it is subject to all of the sexual fluids exchanged during intercourse. It's effectively a form of rape, and, by extension, incest.

I believe I speak for all good Christian Americans when I say that fetal bukakke is sick, immoral, and must be stopped. The government needs to take a stand and ban fetal bukakke before it corrupts every last child. Studies have shown a clear link between fetal bukakke and evil behaviors later in life, including homosexuality, atheism, and socialist tendencies. We need to put a stop to this godless practice once and for all! Please write to your representatives and make your voices heard.