The rainbow theory of relativity states that the position of a rainbow is relative to the reference point of the observer.
2008-03-13
2008-03-10
Nano-review of Super Smash Bros. Brawl
I wasted $80 on classic controllers when I could have just used Gamecube controllers? Wow, all this stuff and I haven't even unlocked anything yet. My feet feel sticky... OMG KILL THE SMASH BALL OMG CRAP HE GOT IT!!! *These* are the levels they chose to bring back? Pit vs. Meta Knight is awesome. Lame fanfic. Dammit Snake, stop shooting the ground. ZERO SUIT! Squirt gun? It seems water Pokemon aren't worth evolving. Marth ain't got nothing on Ike. Dragon armor = sniper gun. Oh, so the character selection timer I see only applies to my selection. Yoshi, still useless. This review is dedicated to the memory of Peach's double jump.
2008-03-04
Political tides
Anarchy leads to dictatorships. Dictatorships lead to systematic killings. Systematic killings lead to stability. Stability leads to milestone releases. Milestone releases lead to downloads. Downloads lead to out-of-work musical artists. Out-of-work musical artists lead to hippie culture. Hippie culture leads to anarchy.