Microsoft philosophies

Limitation is the highest form of flattery.

Anime synopses, in rhyme

Inukami

An angry streaker beaming down a striptease from the men, and nothing but a dog and perv can save the world again.

Midori Days

A scary guy known as the greatest brawler in the land starts to show romantic interest in his own right hand.

Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Aliens and espers and a futuristic ditz all conspire to keep a god from throwing hissy fits.

Kodomo no Jikan

A little girl presents her teacher with her *********, and [We now present you with a brown stuffed teddy bear.]

Please Twins!

It could be we're related, but it could be that we're not. I hope we're not related, 'cause I think you're really hot.

Hand Maid May

A friend's computer virus rips a massive hole in time. A tiny robot maid appears to clean his dirt and grime.

Club-to-Death Angel Dokuro-chan

An angel from the future comes to help protect some guy by bashing out his brains when he so much as blinks an eye.

Agent Aika

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Polls

A recent poll has shown that 100% of Canadians have been polled at some point in their lives. Among Americans, it was 98%.

Swab the deck

It's not the size of the boat, it's the dependability of the seamen.