Urine for a treat

If "piss" is a pee slur, is "sip" a slurpee?

At least I got some experience out of it

I asked a relationship expert for advice about reaching the next level with my girlfriend. He said that if I just take a stab and tell her my feelings, she's sure to respond. So, I told her my feelings and stabbed her in the chest with a steak knife. Turns out the "relationship expert" was a quack; she never respawned.

Java

Reddit is talking about the Java language. I always forget: is Java the robed dude who sold Luke the droids, or is it the big slug dude? Based on the comments, I'm guessing the big slug dude.

The blog is moving! IT'S ALIVE!

Nope, Tumblr. (This is a link. Click me.)

Edit: LOL DISREGARD THAT, TUMBLR SUCKS!

He was before the Schutzstaffel

Who is Tachibana Miya's favorite philosopher?

Nietzschetzschetzsche

A little miss

I went to Japan to buy a loli from a vending machine, but when I punched in my selection, the loli got stuck. I tried shaking it and kicking it, but she wouldn't come out. Then I realized the vending machine was a car.

Language Barrier

<M> Hello, Miss. I desire ecchi manga.
<F> I desire you.
<M> I don't know a Yuu.
<F> No, you.
<M> I said I don't.
<F> I want you in me.
<M> Look, I don't know who this Yuu person is, and I'm not interested in your sex issues.
<F> No manga issues with sex?
<M> If I did, I wouldn't be asking you about it.
<F> So you've met Yuu!

Should-bes should be

Many things that shouldn't be are.
Many things that are shouldn't be.
Many things that aren't should be.
Many things that should be aren't.

Should all our should-bes be ares and all our ares be should-bes,
should
"many things should be better than they are"
be
"many things are better than they should be" ?