I don't owe anybody anything

Plural for "caucus" is "cockeye".

The Newt Deal

<Gingrich> I'm a man who listens to the people. They say to get the money out of politics. Personally, I get as much money out of politics as I can.

Last version 2 years ago? The project must be dead.

How does Windows expect to compete with Linux if Windows doesn't even have an apt repository? How the hell am I supposed to install it? I see some torrents, but none of them appear to be official. Windows really isn't ready for prime time.

My Little Sister Can't Be This Old

Through a series of pervvy mishaps, a high schooler finds himself being cryogenically frozen wearing his little sister's undergarments. When he is finally thawed 60 years later, he is reunited with his sister, who is now 75 years old. How will he reconcile his lust for his little sister with her new - old - look? And what's more.. she has been saving herself for him??

I think that's how it goes

On my honor, I will do my best to do my duty to God and my country, and to obey the Scout Law, to help other people at all times, to keep myself physically fit, mentally awake, and Orly Taits.

1+1

<User> What's 1+1?
<Google> 2
<User> What's 1+1?
<Google> 2
<User> What's 1+1?
<Google> 1 +1 means one person has indicated that he or she likes the item.
<User> Dammit, Google.

Tom Kurukuru?

CHARLIE HENSHIN!!

pkill -9 /bin/laden

Look, I'm willing to take the President at his word that Osama bin Laden is dead, but I think a lot of Americans find it odd that they haven't released his death certificate. Like, what are they hiding?