On my honor, I will do my best to do my duty to God and my country, and to obey the Scout Law, to help other people at all times, to keep myself physically fit, mentally awake, and Orly Taits.
2011-08-31
2011-08-24
1+1
<User> What's 1+1?
<Google> 2
<User> What's 1+1?
<Google> 2
<User> What's 1+1?
<Google> 1 +1 means one person has indicated that he or she likes the item.
<User> Dammit, Google.
2011-07-10
2011-05-02
pkill -9 /bin/laden
Look, I'm willing to take the President at his word that Osama bin Laden is dead, but I think a lot of Americans find it odd that they haven't released his death certificate. Like, what are they hiding?
2011-04-20
Public service announcement
I had a dream. And in that dream was a car. And in that car was a woman. And in that woman was a man. And in that man was an STD. Be safe: Don't nap after watching this commercial.
2011-03-31
2011-03-20
First!
During sex, we play this game where we try to see who can make the other person orgasm first.
I'm a gentleman, so I always let her win.
2011-02-28
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