My drawing of Mohammed

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Orly

In the beginning, there were three sibling gods: Geswhat, Noway, and Yeahway. Today, only Yeahway remains.

Sheep stick

A is for awake.
B is for bed.
C is for can't.
D is for dream.

Real health care reform

I would like to start a public campaign against the legal personhood of AIDS. I submit that AIDS are not people and should not be given the same legal status as people. Most importantly, they should not have the right to sign contracts. I believe that if it were no longer possible to contract AIDS, the world would be a better place.

The Termiskantor

The Terminator time-traveled to the 18th century to compose classical music. He even said so in the movie.

He said, “I'll be Bach.”

Communication

When I'm having sex with a Japanese girl, she always complains that I talk too much. She keeps saying, "Yada yada!"

Advantage

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is queen.

Height

I used to be 5'10" tall, but then I got a sex change and went to 5'4".