Toradora

Rie Kugimiya steps out of her comfort zone and plays a small-chested slave-driving tsundere with long hair, a tendency to call people baka inus, and a personality that isolates her from her classmates. This differs from her previous roles in that this character's chest isn't quite as flat.

Update: Upon careful analysis of the series, I retract my previous statement: Her chest is as flat.

The Melancholy of Lavos

Nagato said, "The potential for magic." According to Asahina-san, he caused the "time gates". Koizumi treated him as "God." Then what about me? What does the creature Lavos mean to me?

Trikosioihexekontanonaphobia

I'm afraid of the number 369. The number represents two hot girls having oral sex with each other while I'm forced to face away in the fetal position.

Sponsorship

Why is it cheaper to sponsor one child in a third-world country than a third of a child in a first-world country?

Anonymity

There is no anonymity, only obfuscation.

What's the difference between Democrats and Republicans?

Democrats have affairs with adults.

Bed courtesy

I'm a gentleman. I always finish third.

Kodomo no U.S. distribution

Cake, zest, and delicious flat chest. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls. But Professor Suganuma accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical Sex! Thus Kodomo no Jikan was banned!