Bed courtesy

I'm a gentleman. I always finish third.

Kodomo no U.S. distribution

Cake, zest, and delicious flat chest. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls. But Professor Suganuma accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical Sex! Thus Kodomo no Jikan was banned!

A word speaks a thousand pictures

kids spelled backwards is stick

Bread pirate

Jesus is a bread pirate. He is guilty of bread copyright infringement. Very bad for the Bread Industry Association of Nazareth. We must make an example of him.

End of Evangelion

Rei lends a hand, and Asuka splits.

Halloween

"You look like you're dressed normal. What are you supposed to be?"

"Paris Hilton."

"I don't get it."

"It's not what I'm wearing that's important, it's what I'm not."

"o.O"

If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow, why oh why can't I?

The rainbow theory of relativity states that the position of a rainbow is relative to the reference point of the observer.

Nano-review of Super Smash Bros. Brawl

I wasted $80 on classic controllers when I could have just used Gamecube controllers? Wow, all this stuff and I haven't even unlocked anything yet. My feet feel sticky... OMG KILL THE SMASH BALL OMG CRAP HE GOT IT!!! *These* are the levels they chose to bring back? Pit vs. Meta Knight is awesome. Lame fanfic. Dammit Snake, stop shooting the ground. ZERO SUIT! Squirt gun? It seems water Pokemon aren't worth evolving. Marth ain't got nothing on Ike. Dragon armor = sniper gun. Oh, so the character selection timer I see only applies to my selection. Yoshi, still useless. This review is dedicated to the memory of Peach's double jump.