If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow, why oh why can't I?

The rainbow theory of relativity states that the position of a rainbow is relative to the reference point of the observer.

Nano-review of Super Smash Bros. Brawl

I wasted $80 on classic controllers when I could have just used Gamecube controllers? Wow, all this stuff and I haven't even unlocked anything yet. My feet feel sticky... OMG KILL THE SMASH BALL OMG CRAP HE GOT IT!!! *These* are the levels they chose to bring back? Pit vs. Meta Knight is awesome. Lame fanfic. Dammit Snake, stop shooting the ground. ZERO SUIT! Squirt gun? It seems water Pokemon aren't worth evolving. Marth ain't got nothing on Ike. Dragon armor = sniper gun. Oh, so the character selection timer I see only applies to my selection. Yoshi, still useless. This review is dedicated to the memory of Peach's double jump.

Political tides

Anarchy leads to dictatorships. Dictatorships lead to systematic killings. Systematic killings lead to stability. Stability leads to milestone releases. Milestone releases lead to downloads. Downloads lead to out-of-work musical artists. Out-of-work musical artists lead to hippie culture. Hippie culture leads to anarchy.

The early bird gets the hungry cat

When birds of a feather flock together, you can kill two birds with one stone.

Declaration of end-dependence

Hollywood holds this truth to be self-evident, that all movies are created for sequels.

Dragonfly

Is this some Opera Firebug thing?

Portal 2

It was entertaining.
But now that it's done,
it's time to go.
Time to dive into
some other project.
But we've got a cash cow.
Our management wants to
see it milked.
And all the fans are asking us
to serve a fresh second slice.
Though the expectations
make it hard to impress.
We've become a victim
of our stunning success.
But we'll take our aim,
and we'll make another game
for the people who are
still alive.

W3Schools certification

Why does this exist? Being certified by w3schools for web development is like being certified by Adobe for code efficiency. Congratulations, you are now qualified to work for MySpace.