Topless photos

Topless photos are the best photos. Nothing has ever topped topless. It's topless.

To the pessimists

When Apollo 11 broke free of Earth's gravity, did Mission Control say, "Apollo G-excepted"?

Language dynamics

PHP: "What the fuck?"

Java: "FuuuuUUuuUUuuUUuuck..."

C: ".........Fuck!"

Perl: "The fuck is this?"

JavaScript: "Ah, fuck it."

Bash: "Oh. Fuck."

Babies

Too big for an easy labor.

Too small for hard labor.

Cloud storage

"We have developed a breakthrough technology: the ability to propagate data through water particles in the air, creating a self-stabilizing structure that allows us to read the data back with 100% accuracy."

"So, you're writing data.. to the cloud?"

"Well, yeah, we basically are."

"Old news, buddy. Cloud storage has been around for years now."

"No, this is different. In the past, data had to be stored on disks, and--"

"No, cloud storage is already deployed by Microsoft, Google, Amazon, Oracle, and others. You're way late to the game here. We're going to cut your R&D funding and pull off half of your team to other projects. Please use your remaining resources on something NEW."

Drums in the dark

<Legolas> Goblins!

<Goblin> No no, we're.. we're battle toads! Hehe.

<Boromir> They have a cave troll.

Unbounded ambition

Grandpa was a man of unbounded ambition. When he was getting old and we suggested that he get his affairs in order, he asked, "By breast size?"

Anime production studios

How to tell anime production studios apart:

If the plaid design on the skirt perfectly matches the movement of the skirt with every step and sway, it's by Kyoto Animation.

If it moves along with the character, but sort of breaks and bends in odd ways, it's by J.C. Staff.

If it stays perfectly still with relation to the camera while the character walks across the screen, it's by SHAFT.