Anonymity

There is no anonymity, only obfuscation.

What's the difference between Democrats and Republicans?

Democrats have affairs with adults.

Bed courtesy

I'm a gentleman. I always finish third.

Kodomo no U.S. distribution

Cake, zest, and delicious flat chest. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls. But Professor Suganuma accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical Sex! Thus Kodomo no Jikan was banned!

A word speaks a thousand pictures

kids spelled backwards is stick

Bread pirate

Jesus is a bread pirate. He is guilty of bread copyright infringement. Very bad for the Bread Industry Association of Nazareth. We must make an example of him.

End of Evangelion

Rei lends a hand, and Asuka splits.

Halloween

"You look like you're dressed normal. What are you supposed to be?"

"Paris Hilton."

"I don't get it."

"It's not what I'm wearing that's important, it's what I'm not."

"o.O"