2007-11-30

RIAA's coming to town

You better cop out.
You better not fight.
You better not sprout a legal fund site.
RIAA's coming to town.

They see you when you're seeding.
They know when you're a peer.
They know when you can't fight the suits
So they spread some doubt and fear.

You better cop out.
You better not fight.
You better not sprout a legal fund site.
RIAA's coming to town.

2007-11-28

Towels

Using a towel requires getting it wet, but a towel doesn't work if it's wet. Therefore, towels are useless.

Website accessibility

Website accessibility isn't just about blind people. You also need to cater to people with limited mobility, keyboard-only interfaces, voice-only interfaces, allergies, small screens, pink fonts, learning disabilities, memory retention disabilities, bowel control disabilities, colorblindness, unusual eye refresh rates, obesity, and depression.

Observe the Stabbath

Every year, God kills more Christians than atheists.

2007-11-18

IP

To prove that you stole the music, the RIAA uses something called an "Intellectual Property" (IP) address.

How the Internet works

You start the Internet by double-clicking on the Internet, which opens an Internet window with an Internet loaded (usually Google). You then type the Internet address into Google's Internet bar and hit Enter, which takes you to the next Internet. Sometimes an Internet will allow you to download a piece of the Internet. DON'T BE FOOLED! Downloading pieces of the Internet is illegal and you will typically have to pay $200,000 for each violation. Have a good Internet!

2007-11-12

Fingernail hygiene

If you have a nail file, never let other people use it.

Because file sharing is against the law.

2007-11-09

Neener neener

With all their might they clutch the cloak of darkness, that it might guard them from the claws of consequence and the teeth of justice. And behind this cloak of naught but a shadow, they mock the beast and claim they are well beyond its reach. And to the shock and horror of us all, the beast is fooled.